But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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