he wants to bone in the snuggie
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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