well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm both gender and math confused
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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