fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
i've created a new STD.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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