i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
