i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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