I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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