Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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