i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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