just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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