your thong is hanging out like whoa
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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