I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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