the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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