Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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