so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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