I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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