Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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