I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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