Porn is love you can see.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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