what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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