do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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