I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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