The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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