Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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