it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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