He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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