i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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