this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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