I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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