I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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