oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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