i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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