And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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