im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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