I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
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I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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