i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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