I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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