He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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