Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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