I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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