I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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