I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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