I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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