I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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