I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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