I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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