How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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