i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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