The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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