What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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