Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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