I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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