Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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