Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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