I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
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I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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